blurtitoutalready:

sararye:

remember when someone nearly killed darren

and he as the impossibly polite gentleman he is very kindly asked us please to not crack his head open

Attention people going to Listen Up!: Don’t do this. Don’t be that person. Don’t.

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irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

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“

When I have a daughter,

I will paint the sky on her walls, complete with the clouds and the stars,

so that wherever she goes, she can look up and feel at home.

I will teach her to climb tall trees, and look down, and when she sees things from up above, I will give her a magnifying glass and teach her to look at the ants in the grass,

because perspective is key, and the big picture doesn’t always reveal the small details.

I will show her how to love the weeds and the dandelions, among the roses and daisies, and admire the beauty in each living thing.

When I have a daughter,

from the moment she is born, I will tell her that she is beautiful,

and important.

so that before she even knows the meanings of these words,

she knows that no matter what she does, she has always been

beautiful

and important.

She will not understand the word ugly

or worthless, because she will never need to know them,

because no matter how much she grows or changes,

or what her grades look like, or who she dates, or if she chooses to smoke or lie,

she will always be

beautiful and important.

I will write it on her walls, and in her Christmas cards, and on top of every birthday cake,

and when she gets stood up on her first date, I will wipe her tears and say, “you are beautiful and important”

When I have a daughter,

I will wear out the words “I love you” more than I say “Hello” or “Goodbye” or “I’m tired”

when she calls me from a stranger’s house and says she has had too much to drink and I can hear her crying, I will pick her up and tell her I love her over

and over again.

I love you. I love you.

I love you. I love you.

I

love

you.

”

When I Have A Daughter (via caaiitxo)

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thatonnegurl:

angwomon:

FUCK YOU BRIAN

The last two! Omg.

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